Here's a list of the men Krishna has been spotted with VERY suspiciously in the past few months:
1. James Fornarola - traipsing through NYC together.
James Fornarola, who doesn't associate with humans or other non-felines who aren't JK Simmons unless he's getting paid to. PERSONALLY THIS IS MY #1 FANTASY TEAM EVEN THOUGH I'M SANE ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT'S
PROBABLY NOT REAL. LIKE IN WHAT WORLD.
But maybe it is, though...
2. Nico Sykes -
JEWELRY SHOPPING TOGETHER. I repeat, they were legitimately looking at jewelry together, and Krishna was staring at Nico like the sun was shining out of his ass. Nico and Krishna go way back. Clearly, Nico is well acquainted with the fact that Krishna needs that rock. (Yeah, I didn't make a typo: I
meant to say
rock.)
3. Leander Silvers (of Proenza Schouler) - having a meal
with Lee's son!!! I don't know if anyone's aware, but the child-boyfriend meeting is pretty much a sign that you're ready to marry someone. Plus, let's be real, Krishna is such a sugar baby. All he wants is to get with some older guy who will completely 50 Shades of Grey him.
4. James Lussier - probably steamy vacay in the Canaries. He was ALL over Krishna's Instagram for a while around that time, and sure, that doesn't REALLY mean anything because everyone Krishna sees for more than two seconds winds up all over his social media, but
maybe...
5. Alex Milligan - piggyback rides in Barcelona. Sure, Ione was there, but you didn't see Alex carrying HER around, did you? I DIDN'T THINK SO. Plus, then there were MORE piggyback rides at Coachella and a cryptic tweet from Alex about him and Krishna planning some kind of trip together. YOU TELL ME THERE ISN'T FLIRTING GOING ON.
6. Matt DeWolfe -
breakfast in Brooklyn. B R E A K F A S T. Implying that they spent the night together and then were mega dorks who decided to go to A FUCKING CEREAL BAR THE MORNING AFTER. And Krishna has been all over Matt's Instagram with some VERY adorable commentary from Matt about it. I don't
really ship them, but damn, that's making me come very close to it...
7. King Che - okay, hear me out, it would make SO much sense for Che to be deeply in the closet. And someone (ME) saw Krishna putting his digits in Che's phone. *wedding bells* If this is a thing thank fucking god because look at how white the rest of this list is please.
8. Lievsay - does this count if it's an actual thing that fizzled out? For the record I thought they would have been so fucking sweet together, but I guess sometimes people just aren't ready for true love.
9. Wylie Lawson - also a confirmed thing that not so much fizzled out as EXPLODED. But still. Worth mentioning.
10. Emre Turkmen - YOU MIGHT THINK THIS ONE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE THEY'RE BAND MATES, BUT THEY ARE ALL OVER EACH OTHER 24/7, MY MONEY'S ON THEM BEING THE REAL DEAL. THEY ARE THE DARK HORSE OF THIS REALITY SHOW. WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT KRISHNA'S GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON STAGE AND ANNOUNCE THEIR FUCKING CUTENESS TO THE WHOLE WORLD AND THE AUDIENCE WILL FUCKING LOSE IT. If you haven't gathered, I think it's fucking stupid that these two haven't figured out they should be taking their friendship to the next level.
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